Friday, July 13, 2007

Finger Eleven - Paralyzer

This is my current song obsession. Along with that, I am loving the video as well. The main girl in it is friggin hot. I mean, really hot.

Monday, June 11, 2007

That bayonet is simply fabulous!



Hi! I'm back briefly to blog about a... Get ready for it... Gay bomb!
An ingenious idea pursued by our great American Military. Goodness, think how the Battle for the Western Front could have gone! A mass orgy in the trenches. The
Christmas Truce could also have been a story of lust and love: two soldiers, separated by country, surpass insurmountable odds to come together in a time of chaos.

The world would be a more fashionable place now, eh?
Mullets would never have existed...
Barbara Streisand would be President...

In all seriousness, how can the U.S. government justify spending my tax dollars on something this ridiculous and downright offensive? I can't really add much to what is expressed in the video clip by the interviewees. The entire notion is so ridiculous and unfathomable - I cannot help but make light and use bad puns.

Now, what's a girl have to do to get a sample of that stuff? I could find a few women to test it on. Kiera Knightly, baby, call me.

I wonder if the government funded this
Gay Experiment as well.

Saturday, May 12, 2007

Smallville: Phantom

For those of you who do not watch Smallville, before I disavow you as Extremely Loyal Blog Readers (ELBR), I thought I would tempt you with the trailer from the season finale next week.

Oh, how I love this show.

Thursday, May 10, 2007

No alcohol

An American hero fallen.

Please, Hoff, for the good of mankind, no alcohol.

Hooked on a Feeling

Oga cha oga cha...