The drama and debacle at work this week revolved around the missing gummy worms.
So our newest coworker, who has worked with us for a little over a month now, had some gummy worms in the drawer next to her desk. After her weekend she opened her drawer to find the container empty and a post-it note left. The note read something like, "In a time of crisis the gummy worms were devoured. To be continued...".
Everyone was questioned, even the handwriting was scrutinized. I said from the start it was this one girl. Secretly I think even those who disagreed vocally believed it was her also. Unfortunately, she was off work for her weekend so the verdict would be out until she worked again. That was tonight. And I was right.
I'm really tired of the girl who stole them. She did answer that it was her and said she would replace them -- But what kind of gall to take something from within someone's desk! And then not replacing them right away. I think it's pretty reasonable to assume that if someone does that, they replace them immediately. But the girl we're talking about is a few cards short of a full deck.
This is the same girl who took, and ate, a half-eaten fortune cookie off my desk. I left my desk for about 10 minutes after eating half of it and it was gone when I returned. I have to ask, many times, what happened to my fortune cookie. I look around on the floor, behind my desk. It's not like I LOVE fortune cookies or something, but I hadn't even gotten to the fortune yet! She finally speaks up and says, "Oh, was that your's? I ate it. Fortune cookies are my favorite."
I just stared at her. What the hell could I say? To take something off someone else's desk and eat it is one thing... But it was OPENED and only half was left. I'm not sure if anything more strange has ever happened to me.
A week later another coworker asked her, out of the blue, "Hey, did you eat my taco?" LOL
...And it went right over her head. And she also replied that "Taco Bell was her favorite".
There was also the time at the company holiday party where she sat in my seat after I got up AND drank my water.
Anytime something goes missing now we all concur it is because it "is her favorite".
She also goes by the names, "Chompy McApples", "Chompers McGee" and other variations. I've never seen, or heard, anyone eat like her before. If she has gum, everyone knows it. Loud-Masticator is her middle name. It's just disgusting.
She's incredibly immature and annoying as well. There is just no way to adequately describe her.
I mean, if I ate like a pig and people had to put on their headphones when I ate -- I would want to know it! But seriously, how do you tell someone something which is so obvious? "Hey, close your fucking mouth when you eat!" And, I mean, it's just common sense. Ungh.
Unequivocally, she is the most obnoxious person I've ever known.
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Of course it's funny for those who hear about this girl or see her two minutes a day, but it's hard when staying all day near this person.
We had a problem here with a guy who was lazy, talking like a girl (same voice)and who had bad habits. He took our work and pretended having done all the stuff. I'm a very calm person and most people shouting at the counter get out in good mood after talking with me. But...
Once I worked with him, I stood up in the end of the day and shouted : That he was just a lazy stupid pretentious small lizard and everything. I guess you heard me some miles around there and his ears fell down on the floor after this.
Ahhhh It's so good for your nerves and everybody applauded. Since then he pays a little more attention at his defaults when he works with me.
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