Thursday, October 26, 2006

'Door Open' - WTF Heeeelp!

I was all ready to write an intriguing and intuitive post explaining the human mind tonight -- But Blogger was down for maintenance. Alas, the knowledge has now escaped me. Sadly, you will be left wanting.

So, the power went out at work today when I was in the elevator. The scenario has gone through my mind a hundred times. Doesn't it for everyone? The elevator simply stops, I happen to be the only lesbian amongst a throng of wonton curious women...

Actually, I'm a bit too old for those fantasies.

Well, fuck.

Alone. Darkness. My light - my cellphone. Illuminates the way to the 'door open' button. Nothing. Push the 'emergency' button. Oh, I have to hold it in I guess...

(Some time passes.)

(Doors open)

"Are you okay!? I heard someone scream." - Woman in the lobby.

Needless to say, I barely escaped with my life! Wasn't me who screamed though. She was on the crack, I think. That whore.

Hey, that was my excitement of the day!

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